My mom is turning 50 whole years old today, and yes, I’m broadcasting it on the internet. It’s ok, though, because fifty is the new forty, and forty is still young; therefore, she is not yet old. (Anyone want to argue with my logic? We’re talking about my mom here.)
Hey Mom, if you live as long as your great grandfather, you’ve got another fifty to go!
To Mom: Happy birthday! Thank you for your never-ending support and bottomless love. You’re a incredibly hard working, dedicated, loving woman, and I’m proud to call you my mother. You’re the best, Mom, and I hope you have a wonderful birthday. You deserve it!